CNN's front page currently reads "By day two, Jill Carroll thought every little thing held a hidden meaning. Her kidnappers didn't pack her toothpaste and shampoo for a move. Was it a sign she wouldn't need those morning toiletries? Then during the car ride, she sat next to a boy with a tiny voice. She was shaking. He was bold. "What are you? What are you?" the kidnappers asked the boy. "I'm a Mujahid," a holy warrior, he declared."

I say, "Muhajid meet my glock, glock this is Muhajid.